This is a parody version of the questionnaire that Sefton Council asked parents and carers of disabled children and young people to complete in their public consultation on post-16 disabled school and college transport. Here is a link to the original: Sefton Council consultation questionnaire Adjectives and phrases (the printable ones, that is!) used by parents and carers in relation to the questionnaire include ‘loaded’, ‘not relevant to my situation’, ‘offensive’ , ‘patronising’. Public consultations are very expensive, and a questionnaire which is not fit for purpose represents a significant waste of public funds. This parody version, based on the Council’s questionnaire, was sent to 70 councillors and council officers in Sefton on 19 April 2015, although we have yet to receive any completed forms, for some reason!